Gaucho Locos Gold Shirts
The Gaucho Locos' oldest and most recognizable tradition is that of the gold t-shirt, emblazened on the reverse side with humor, wit and scorn, all in the form of a top ten list.
2007-08
Top Ten Reasons We're Loco for UCSB:
- 13 Years, 13 Bikes.
- Cucas...it's SUPER!
- Our beach is better than your beach because...Oh, Nevermind.
- Beacuse Snowy Plovers are adorable
- Sitting in the front row of the Thunderdome is illegal. Trust us.
- Because Jim Rome ('87) will wear this shirt on TV.
- Floatopia: the "real" IV Master Plan.
- "Dude, It's a #@!%ING Sperm Whale!"
- Because Bill's Bus finds the way home even when I can't
- Now that we have two national championships we can play edward trophy hands.
2006-07
Top Ten Reasons Why We Are Loco for UCSB:
- 12 Years, 12 Bikes
- Our WNBA Players Are better than...Oh Wait, you Don't Have Any.
- Only Chuck Norrris Can Party More Than We Do.
- Who Needs Football When you have the Event Staff.
- CSUN: Living With Mom Since 1958.
- If we could sell beer in the Thunderdome, we could buy the NCAA.
- UCSB- The Real "I.V." League.
- Can We Change the Name to "Hardest Stadium?"
- Michael Young- Class of '97 -2006 MLB All Star Game MVP.
- Burning the Bank- Felony 1970, Burning a Couch- Felony 2006, Burning the Opposition - Still Legal.
2005-2006
Top Ten Reasons Why UCSB is the Party School!
- Eleven Years, Eleven Bikes.
- Don't you think its time to rename it the Gaucho Cup?
- Our mascot does Magic Mountain commercials on his spare time
- Big West Women's Basketball= UCSB and nine other schools
- The Thunderdome: Where Mustangs get sent to the glue factory.
- Loco shirt-$10, New Soccer Goal-$300, Watching 11,214 crazed UCSB fans charge the field-priceless.
- For the last time, that new parking structure is for Nobel Prize winners only.
- Have you seen the Ocean lately? I know we have...
- NCAA Soccer runner up but still the reigning and defending sloshball champions of the world.
- Just when ESPN thought they were done with us, we pull them right back in.
2004-2005
Top Ten Reasons To Be Loco At UCSB
- 10 Years, 10 bikes.
- Bikinis and boardshorts in the winter.
- Utah St. is so scared of us they're leaving the conference!
- Another year, another Comissioner's Cup Trophy.
- Bringing the thunder back to the 'Dome.
- Does Jordan spend his summer playing pick-up games at your school?
- When surf's up, class is out.
- Hangover free...since this morning.
- The Fantom: Fur free and un-inflated since 1992.
- I can be a Gauchoholic!
2003-2004
Top 10 Reasons Why We're Loco About UCSB!
- Hey! That's My Bike!
- Steal Tractor Sign = Jail Time
- The Commissioner's Cup--3 years and running
- The sauciest, most censored band in the NCAA
- Because in fact U Can Study Buzzed
- Four Big West Championships & Seven Big West Players of the Year--and that was just last season
- The Fantom of the Dome
- Our BEACH is actually on the PACIFIC
- Tortilla free for over 6 years
- March Madness in the TDome: Coming 3-20-04
2002-2003
- Seven years, seven bikes.
- UCSB, DP, IV, DLG, P/NP, MIP, BUI
- UCSB Women's Basketball - Supplying the best looking talent to the WNBA for years to come.
- We've seen more mullets in Mott Gym than in Arkansas and Alabama combined.
- At UCSB, you fall in love...every 10 minutes.
- Nine Big West Basketball Tournament Championships...and counting.
- Long Beach State - New coach, same'ol thugs.
- Two Commissioner's Cup trophies...and counting.
- Gaucho Loco membership - $5. Bus rental, food and hotel to Albuquerque - $729. Handle of SoCo - $25. Watching UCSB take on Arizona in the NCAA Tourney - Priceless.
- C.I.A. = Choke In Anaheim
2001-2002
TOP TEN Reasons we are Loco about UCSB
- Six Years, Six Bikes
- Our mascot is not a blow up doll
- Don't hate us because our women are hotter
- Graduating the best-educated alcoholics since 1944
- ESPN came crawling back
- What the hell is a Gaucho? No, really...what the hell is a Gaucho?
- State school degree = "Would you like fries with that?"
- Even our freshmen score
- Isla Vista - where furniture goes to die
- Who needs football when we have sloshball?
2000-2001
TOP 10 Reasons We Are Loco About UCSB
- 5 Years, 5 Bikes
- Our Football Team Never Loses.
- Our Band Will Kick Your Bands Ass....Kinda?
- Gaucho Women's Hoops, 53 And Counting.
- Hey ESPN, We're Not As Think As You Drunk We Are!
- You Can't Have Sex On Top Of A Pyramid!
- Courts Without Lines Are Overrated.
- "If You Can't Go To School Go To State!"
- UCSB/def: Beers, Babes, Beaches, And Basketball.
- IV, Where Else Is Couch Burning A Sport?!
1999-2000
10 Reasons we're crazy about being Gaucho Locos.
- A Gaucho is really a crazy cowboy.
- We're crazy enough to build a 'Dome, but smart enough not to build a Pyramid.
- We live on the beach and you call us crazy!
- You thought the booze made us crazy!
- A Gaucho game beats prozac anyday!
- We're crazy about winning....U LOSER!!!
- We're the smartest bunch of Mentals you'll ever see!
- We're so crazy that even ESPN's afraid of us!
- Even the craziest human is better than a horse's @#!
- I.V.'s one big sanitarium.
1998-1999
12 Best Things About Going To UCSB
- 4 Years, 4 Bikes
- 7th floor of the library
- The Thunderdome
- Cantina's, Giovanni's and Woodstock's
- We ain't a state school
- Fantom of the Dome- Best mascot on the west coast
- No cowpies on campus
- The Ole, Ole song sounds great with "Gauchos, Gauchos"
- Our football team is undefeated
- Bikinis in January
- We're not another freakin' bear
- And the best thing about going to UCSB....BEING A GAUCHOHOLIC!